KENNEDY: Dumpy couch-potato J.D. Vance is deflating like a West Wing whoopee cushion! Trump must bitterly regret picking this lackluster, sexist sofa-surfer
Now that the Democratic elite have successfully defenestrated Joe Bye-den, America must brace for an ear-piercing possibility: Presi-Brat Coconut Tree Harris. (Don’t understand me? Sorry, oldie!) I don’t care what…